Bear Spray Won't Fix Stupid T-Shirt

This soft, breathable tee carries a wry outdoor attitude: a bold, distressed print reads “BEAR SPRAY WON’T FIX STUPID,” framed like a vintage patch with a small tent icon below. The shirt sits light against the skin and layers easily under a flannel or jacket on trail days. Wear it to call out questionable campsite choices with humor, or to spark knowing laughs when swapping stories around a campfire. It feels lived-in from the first wear — rugged but comfortable — and matches the honest, no-nonsense energy of people who spend their weekends in the woods.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathable comfort
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for improved structure and retail fit for casual or semi-formal wear
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; made in humane, sustainable facilities
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, vibrant sleeve and neck detailing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

CARE

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
• Do not dryclean.

Details

• The Bella Canvas 3001 is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
• Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
• The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
• Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
• The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
• Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

• US 7 - 10 Business Days
• International 12 - 18 Days

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